
Bag packed, ticket ready, standing at the bus stop. I ready to go. I'm adventurous, fearless, young and invincible! Nothing can stop me now! Here's my bus, I'm ready... but it doesn't stop, it keeps going, it's full! Oh no! This is an obstacle I hadn't accounted for. I lose my edge. I'm not ready, I'm scared and I can't even figure out the transit system in my own city.
Take two. New bus, new route, friendly and helpful new driver. Wonderful! I make it to the airport and have plenty of time for beers and nachos with Steve. I can think of no better way to say our goodbyes. Steve slips a card in my bag and makes me promise not to open it until my plane takes off. We say goodbye. I cry. He takes a picture. The border guard gives me a smile and lets me through without any questions. Thanks Mr. Border Guard.
Now I'm on the tarmac on a tiny plane waiting to leave for Washington. There's about 12 other men in business suits on board and an empty spot beside me, which is good because I have the attention span of a two year old and can't sit still. Our plane is broken and we're going nowhere quickly.
Forty minutes later our tiny broken plane is fixed. I rip open the card and read the most heartfelt and sincere message and reassuring words from Steve. I know we're both going to be okay. I turn over the card and read something even better... he promises to meet me in the vatican for Christmas! Ahhhh! No joke! I want to grab one of my well dressed business passengers and hug them and make them celebrate with me, i would buy them all a drink (there's only 12 of us) but our plane is to small and has no beverage service - what a shitty plane!
blah, blah, blah, Washington is boring, it's raining, i get soaked walking from the broken tiny plane with no beverage service that can't even pull up to the terminal... fastforward!
I'm on a plane to London and I've scored an aisle seat. woo hoo! This plane is quite different from the last. There are 9 people in each row and 49 rows, plus 11 flight crew, I had a lot of time on my hands so I did the math, that's more than 400 people soaring through the air. That's basically my elementary school population which is a rather sobering thought. Houston we have a problem! There's someone in my seat. My wonderful, prime real estate aisle seat is occupied by a man with a kidney condition who requested the aisle and didn't get it, no problem I tell him, the seat is all yours. I'm small enough that it doesn't make that large of a difference to me and being mildly uncomfortable for 7hours of my life isn't really going to make that big of a difference anyway... this is my though pattern until 5 hours in to the flight when numb-nuts infront of me has his seat fully reclined, my bottom is asleep, I need to pee and Mr. kidney problems is sound asleep. I'm quite certain he also ate my bag of pretzels but we won't go there....
Anyway, a few hours later all 400 of us land safely and soundly in London, I make it through customs, and the adventure begins!